There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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