yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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