their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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