is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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