Will you blow on my dice?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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