Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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