I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When did angry sex become our thing?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
