David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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