At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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