Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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