it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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