I'm really into asian looking animals
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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