Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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