Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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