U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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