How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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