Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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