Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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