Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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