She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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