Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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