Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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