I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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