is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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