My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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