you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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