I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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