I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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