she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night