i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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