When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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