What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
operation harelip BJ is a go
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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