Your face is a jimmy john
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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