I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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