is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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