belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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