Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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