this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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