i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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