just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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