how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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