help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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