I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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