Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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