my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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