sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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