remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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