break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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