shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wish life had little blips of pornography
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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