so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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