this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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