you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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