she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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