I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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