puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
i out mim tonsoeep
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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